Kuripot? Me!?

I dunno what happened but suddenly I got this reputation that I am Mr. Kuripot so when I finally decided to buy my first ‘bought not hand-me-down’ Celphone, everybody I know was shocked!

“Nerd, may sakit ka?” says DJ.

Zinnia said, “Mr. Kuripot finally bought a celphone.”

“Oh! Baka di ka na makatulog n’yan ha?!” Burn said.