Funny Bank Moment #5: Cosmetic Surgeon

Anna, one of your typical tellers, married with two kids, was approached by a client yesterday and suddenly cut in, “Ay! May asawa ka na pala.”

 

Quite surprised she asked, “Pano po ninyo nalaman?” Thinking that they have a common friend or that she doesn’t look like one.

 

“Eh kasi buntis ka oh,” while pointing to Anna’s stomach.

Anna turned from shiny, smiley, happy face to plain blank non-reacting poker face’ expression , “Hindi po ako buntis.”

 

“Ah! Ganun ba? Magpa-lipo ka na sa amin.” If that is not a tag line to do sales for a cosmetic surgeon I don’t know what else is.

 

After the client left, Anna told everybody, “Gusto ko na ngang gilitan sa leeg, eh.”

“Dapat sinabi mo, ‘Mam, bawal po kasi kami mag-mura ng kliyente, sa labas na lang po tayo ng branch’,” added one of us.