Funny Bank Moment #16: How May I Help You?

I answered the ringing bank phone…

Me:      BDO. How may I help you?

Caller:  Sir, Good afternoon! Pwede po bang magtanong?

Me:      Sige ma’am.

Caller:  Sir, pwede po bang magdeposit ng issued dated check sa account ng may ari ng company? Meron po kasing nag-issue sa amin ng cheke eh hindi po naming sure kung pwede po bang i-deposit yun sa account ng owner po ng company? Saka kung pwede po, how long po kaya yun bago ma-withdraw as cash?

Me:      (Since I was not sure what to answer, I’ve decided to transfer the call to other Marketing Personnel) Okay, ma’am, hold on.