Crush Me a Tarsier

 Freida went to Bohol last weekend. I had nothing in mind from there but I’ve always had this curious fetish of crushing a live Tarsier so I asked her, “Fri-fri (that’s what I call her), can you crush (squish) a tarsier for me?”

She said it was weird but she’ll try.

After she came back, she bore the news that she wasn’t able to crush one for me, “Endangered species na kasi sila, baka makulong ako. Kahit pinanlalakihan n’ya pa ako ng mata, ‘di ko sya pwedeng pisain.”

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