Chinese Salad
I was ordering my regular order from Wendy’s: The Big Classic Meal. I noticed that something was wrong with how she presented the meal. The paper placemat was turned upside down. I asked the Counter Girl, “Miss, bakit baligtad yung placemat?”
She smiled and said, “Sir, di na po kasi available ang Big Mandarin Chicken Salad.”
I was about to leave when I couldn’t help but want to joke about it. It’s Chinese for Pete’s Sake!. I returned to the counter and asked the girl, “Bakit, Miss may LEAD?”
The girl smiled and said, “Yes sir.”
I was shocked, I was only half joking when I asked it and then she didn’t even hesitated to answer.

