“Sino nga ba mas tsismoso sa inyo ni Kuya Atong?” Ness asked Ronald.
“Di ako tsismoso,” Ronald answered, “Shock Observer n’yo lang ako.”
Sinong mas tsismoso: Atong or Ronald?
Monthly Archives: February 2011
Shock Observer
Blood is Thicker Than…
Ronald and I were discussing about how family always come first.
He said, “Di ba nga, ‘Blood is thicker than butter.’”
Strangers! Strangers!
When we surprised visited Bing in Ras-Al-Khaimah, Ronald knocked loudly at her door.
Bing screamed, “Sino ‘yan! Sino ‘yan!” when she openned, she laughed so hard not expecting us.
After settling inside Ronald asked, “Bakit ganun ang sabi mo? Bakit Tagalog? Dapat English.”
Someone asked, “Paano dapat?”
“Dapat, ‘Who are you? Strangers! Strangers! Keep it up!” Ronald suggested.
OMG Communion Song
We were practicing “We Are One” earlier in our choir practice when somebody asked, “Pwede ba ‘to sa communion?”
Some said yes.
Some said no. I was the one who said no but Nhike, beside me, told me, “Pwede. Kasi may binanggit silang word na Lord sa kanta.”
“So sa kantang OMG ni Usher, pwede na rin sa communion? Kasi may God ‘yun?”
Kash o Kanta
“Orlee, kanta ka sa kasal ko ha?” A recently engaged friend asked me.
“Isa lang ha?”
“Nye! Bakit isa lang?”
“O sige, madami pero wala na akong gift.”
“Ay sige! Mas importante ang pag-start up ng pamilya. Wag ka na kumanta. Pwede cash na lang?”
Poker Whoever
After someone raising the pot, Ronald screamed, “Akala mo ‘di ko papatulan ‘yan? Whoever!”
“You mean whatever?” One of us asked.
“Hindi! Kahit sino pa s’ya — Whoever! Di ko s’ya aatrasan,” he defended.
“It makes sense. It. Makes. Sense.”
Major Major Panget
My sister popped this on my wall. I just found it too funny not to capture.
Ironman Failure
9:00 PM
“Oh Ness ikaw na ang maghugas ng plato,” I told Ness, “Hindi ako pwede maghugas kasi namalantsa ako kanina.”
“ANO!? ANO!? EXCUSE ME?” she was protesting as she have already cooked and prepared the table setting.
“Sabi ng nanay ko dapat daw 4 hours after mamalantsa lang pwede magbasa ng kamay eh 6 na ako natapos mamalantsa,” Anj and Ness knew I was lying because I finished my ironing by 4 PM.
“Excuse me? 5 PM nandito na ako!” Anj screamed, “Kanina ka pa tapos mamalantsa!”
Ness vs Orlee
“Orlee! Ang taba mo na!”
“Ay ang ganda ng ngipin mo.”
“Nag-gy-gym ka ba talaga?”
“Ako? Kapag nag-diet ako at exercise ng 3 months payat na ako. Ikaw pag nag-brace ka, gaano katagal bago maayos ang ngipin mo?”
“Kahit na! Mataba ka pa rin! Ako proud ako sa ngipin ko, asset ko ‘yan!”
