Bing’s Hell

Bing lives with a family from another country and she claims it’s a living hell for her:

• Bing would wait for almost an hour for the bathroom and she literally would faint on the smell after the wife finishes using the bathroom. “45 Minutes na ‘yun! Ang baho pa rin!”
• She would hold a can of air freshner while walking inside the flat just to not smell their stink.
• Her room is full of incense, scented candles and air freshners. She would open her door as little as possible and immediately close it. Once closed, she would, again, spray all the holes after her.
• During laundry, she would pour all her small detergent box. “Wala akong pakialam kahit umapaw ang bula, huwag lang mahawa ang amoy ng damit nila sa damit ko.”
• On hanging her clothes, she would just cry out of self pity for the laundry line, mmmm…. aroma…..

After she told me all of this I  told her, “Bawal ka na nga pala dumalaw sa amin.”
“Kung dadalaw ka man, wag ka dederecho agad. Kailangan dumaan ka sa iba para di ka sundan ng malas,” Ronald seconded.

Real Me and Bing