Unisex

“Wow! iPod Nano 5G,” I screamed, amazed at Jayson‘s new gadget.
“Yan yung pinakabago. Pasalubong ko sa kapatid ko,” he answered. He’ll fly home for Christmas.
“Bakit eto napili mong kulay?” It was silver.
“Unisex kasi yang kulay na ‘yan.”
“Aaahhh…. Unisex ang kapatid mo?”
He laughed and answered, “Hindi! Dalawang kapatid ko ang maghahati d’yan!”
“Klaruhin mo kasi, pare.”